You are the dealer and your hand looks like this:
J 10 9
10 8 7 2
A K 2
A Q 8
You have 14 high card points. What do you open the bidding with?
My answer: an artificial one club. It indicates minimum opening points and guarantees nothing beyond that. One heart is too risky (no honors), and so is one notrump (puh-lease). What do you guys say?